When A Maus Attacks!

Right then. Casmall had his chance here. LaPH had her chance here. That two day deadline she threatened with has long since passed. So, leave it to a wee little Maus to take over the Armchair world. And one never knows what topic I may focus on because I'm crazy like that.

I just finished reading an excellent little blog post that made me laugh. Agincourt was just looking at me funny as a result. A previous post of mine introduced you all the new Speedo LZR racing suit that the world is sporting these days. Now, over at swimnetwork.com, there is a hilarious blog post by Obnoxious Swim Mom. She details the agony that can go along with donning the LZR.

I can only imagine the difficulty. The initial creations of fast suits that I was able to wear was indeed a challenge. To get it on, I almost had to adopt a pee-pee dance motion to pull that thing up. And heaven forbid you had to try and get it on if you were wet. And getting it off was no piece of cake either.

Ah...such fond memories!

Is this for real?

Really, I want to know. 'Cause suggesting that teen girls use their, ummm... feminine charms for cash would be pretty weird for any store, but particularly for one that only sells edited versions of pop music. If anyone can prove or disprove the existence of these undies, which Feministing claims are being sold in the juniors departments of some Wal Mart stores, then you win... my thanks. But, really, is it real?

UPDATE: Yep, they're real.. but they've been, ummm..., removed from shelves in recent days.